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Knock, Knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow ! The interrupting cow who? moooooooo
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Lettuce ! Lettuce who? Lettuce play!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Sadie ! Sadie who? Sadie word and I'll disappear!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Frank ! Frank who? Frankenstein
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Lettuce ! Lettuce who? Lettuce in already!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Cargo ! Cargo who? Cargo " Beep Beep"
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo ! Boo who? Oh, don't cry! It's only a joke.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? lettuce ! lettuce who? Lettuce in. We're freezing!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive! ! Olive! who? Olive you!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? The interrupting cow ! The interrupting cow who? Moo (say in the middle of when the person behind the door says "interrupting cow who?")
Knock, Knock! Who's there? BOO! ! BOO! who? Don't cry! It was only a joke!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Who-la ! Who-la who? Who-la Hoop! (Hula Hoop)
Knock, Knock! Who's there? knock knock ! knock knock who? knock on the door
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Amish! ! Amish! who? You're a shoe? You don't look like a shoe!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Abraham Lincoln ! Abraham Lincoln who? You're kidding me. You don't know who Abraham Lincoln is?
Knock, Knock! Who's there? colin ! colin who? colin all cars!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Adam ! Adam who? Adam up to get the answer.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Knock knock (then repeat several times) orange ! Knock knock (then repeat several times) orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say knock knock again?!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? annoying cow ! annoying cow who? mooooooooooo!!!!!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Who ! Who who? I didn't know you could speak owl!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Betty ! Betty who? Betty didn't do his homework yet!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Wanda ! Wanda who? Wanda where we're going for vacation?
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Lice ! Lice who? Lice out at 10 o'clock
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Caesar ! Caesar who? Caesar before she gets away!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Repeat ! Repeat who? Who, Who, Who!
 
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