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Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s shoe!
What do you get if a cow is in an earthquake? A milkshake!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown!
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
What do you get when you floss your teeth? No cavities! No braces!
Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts!!!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino snore
Q YOU SEE ME WHEN IT'S SUNNY AND I'M WITH YOU ALL THE TIME WHAT AM I? YOUR SHADOW
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-Jeans
What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spooketi
How did the barber win the race? He took the short cut!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snow flakes
What's the horse version of Harry Potter? Harry Trotter!
How do you get a tissue to dance? You just put some boogie in it!!!
Why did the lion cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off!!!!!!
It has many layers, but don't ask me why if you try to peel them they will make you cry. Onions
A man and his son were riding their bikes, crashed, and were taken to different hospitals. The boy was on the operating table and the doctor exclaims, I can't operate on you, you're my son! How is this possible? The doctor is his mom!
What monument always has a cold? The sta-choo of liberty
What did the train say when he was looking for a car in the game of hide-and-seek? Where did the cargo?
What is the hardest thing when you ride a bike? The pavement
 
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