Once upon a time there lived a royal queen. Her name was Tulip A. Duncan the third. Everybody laughed at Queen Tulip because she was named after a flower. That made Queen Tulip sad. One day, Queen Tulip decided to have her royal dinner in her bedroom because everybody laughed at her at the royal dinner table. Everybody, but a man named Edward. Edward thought it was mean to laugh at somewon with a silly name. Edward asked Queen Tulip to marry him. She agreed, and lived happily, ever after.