Once, even before the dinosaurs, the sun was bored. He wanted a vacation, but he new that he couldn't have one. But one day the sun became so bored he asked the moon to take over. When the moon said "yes", the sun traveled all over the galaxy and behond. But soon he became bored of seeing the planets and went back to earth. When the moon asked the sun why he came back, the sun replied "my place is here, and always will be." And from then on, the sun has never taken a vacation again.
