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Doctor, Doctor! | My husband thinks he's a fridge! | So what? | When he snores the light keeps me awake! | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I feel like a pack of cards. | I'll deal with you later! | | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I think I got a lot of bridges. | Whats happening to you? | Well, people keep saying pull up your bridges. | |
Doctor, Doctor! | Hi, doctor. Do you have my forms yet? | No. I have good news and bad news. You have 24 hours to live, but..... I forgot to tell you yesterday. | What?!?!? | |
Doctor, Doctor! | Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a sheep! | That's baaaaaaaaaad! | | |
Doctor, Doctor! | Doctor, I hope I'm not poisonous. | Why? | Because I bit my tongue with my fangs! | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I think something is wrong with me. Every time I drink coffee my eye starts hurting. | Well, have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup yet? | | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I've only got 59 seconds to live! | Calm down. I'll be with you in a minute. | | |
Doctor, Doctor! | Doctor! Doctor! People keep ignoring me! | Next! | | |
Doctor, Doctor! | A pony walks into the doctors office. He says: "Doctor, doctor what is wrong with me?" | "You're just a little horse." | "Oh." | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I keep thinking I'm a clock! | Don't worry - you're just a little wound up. | | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I keep seeing an insect spinning around. | Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around. | | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I think I'm a spoon! | Sit over there, please, and don't stir! | | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I keep thinking I'm a bridge! | What's come over you? | Two buses, three cars, and a bicycle. | |
Doctor, Doctor! | I keep thinking I'm a frog! | What's wrong with that? | I think I'm going to croak! | |
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